How to make easy money through social media

So I've been drunk-tweeting tonight (maybe my followers have noticed), and to be honest drunk tweeting is the only tweeting I do (and drunk blogging is 90 percent of the blogging I do). Yet I am getting ever closer to getting some real cashola from my social media presence and you can be too! If my plan works, you and me can both be making a livable income just from social media (with some caveats).

So my strategy is to take advantage of a huge social media phenomenon, which will help to build your presence. I've gotten more likes on Twitter tonight than any other night and it is all thanks to the #YangGang. You see, the #YangGang is growing and is  in large part tech-savvy. So this brings me to my 3-step plan to use the #YangGang to make money:

1. Establish yourself as a #YangGang member. The obvious way to do this is to post Yang memes and hashtags on social media, and post to the r/YangForPresidentHQ subreddit. Bonus points if you donate and/or phonebank for those sweet flairs.

2. Grow the #YangGang. Spread the word to your friends, family, coworkers, etc., but don't be annoying about it. Remember, you want them to tell others about it too and spread the word farther. So always be courteous, and most importantly human. Nobody wants to follow a machine or a jerk. There are some great resources at https://yanglinks.com/ that can help you spread the word.

3. Vote for Andrew Yang in the primary and the general election, then support at least some of his policies. If Yang loses the primary, guess what; goodbye gravy train. So you need to vote for Yang any time it is legal for you to do so, and get as many of your followers as you can to do the same. If we do this right, we can be making money that we can truly feel we earned for a long time to come.

What do we stand to earn? At least 1000 dollars a month, since that is what we'd get under Yang's UBI proposal, and if we can get more through our social media presence, that's just a bonus.

First!

I absolutely love when I'm reading an article, or comic, or whatever, and the first comment is just some guy exclaiming that he is the first commenter. Sometimes I dream about the rewards for being the first to comment. These guys get all the money, cars, fame, and attention from women that they want. The envy burns within me.

Until now. Now that I have my own blog, I am always the first to comment. Not in the comments section, though. Even better, I get to say what's on my mind before people can comment on it at all. Their comments are just replies to what I say. That means I deserve at least twice what the typical first commenter gets. So come on, Blogger, give me the cash, cars, and fame I deserve for saying:

First!