First!

I absolutely love when I'm reading an article, or comic, or whatever, and the first comment is just some guy exclaiming that he is the first commenter. Sometimes I dream about the rewards for being the first to comment. These guys get all the money, cars, fame, and attention from women that they want. The envy burns within me.

Until now. Now that I have my own blog, I am always the first to comment. Not in the comments section, though. Even better, I get to say what's on my mind before people can comment on it at all. Their comments are just replies to what I say. That means I deserve at least twice what the typical first commenter gets. So come on, Blogger, give me the cash, cars, and fame I deserve for saying:

First!